Jessica Simpson didn't brush her teeth

Jessica Simpson didn’t need regular brushing of teeth, she revealed this in an interview in one of the online radio stations. “I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful,” she said. So, how come Tony Romo and John Mayer didn’t even bother to complain?

“I just use Listerine–and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she said when asked how she kept her teeth from turning jet black.
Jessica also briefly told about the revelations from her kiss and tell boyfriend John Mayer. “Maybe in his mind he was thinking about giving me a compliment but he wasn’t,” she said. Mayer, in an interview that appeared in Playboy, described his and Simpson’s sex life as “sexual napalm.”

Simpson said that her ex “gave away my game,” adding that she was disappointed that Mayer revealed intimate details about their relationship. Mayer also notify about his “addiction” to Jessica Simpson, saying that “that girl is like crack cocaine to me.”
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BM (Big Mouth) A perfect horse sound - Pilipinas Got Talent Video

A perfect horse sound performed live has done in Pilipinas Got Talent last Sunday by BM – Short for Big Mouth. Big Mouth came from Manila and joined Pilipinas Got Talent because he believed he got the extraordinary talent which is very rare to talents of Got Talent auditioners. He is working in Quezon City but have his audition in Baguio. His or rather her extraordinary talent was recognized in silver screens as he perfectly imitated the sound of a horse. He got three big yes from the judges. If you still didn’t watch it. Big Mouth Video below. Check it out.

Chinese Woman growing Devil Horn

A woman from China has shocked after growing a devil horn like horn at her right forehead. Chinese woman Zhang Ruifang, a 101 year old woman of Linlou Village in Henan Province, claims that this strange horn growth was only appeared last year and expanded to be more than two inches. Now, it seems that another one is appearing at the other side of her head.

Zhang Guozheng, the woman’s youngest son said when a patch of rough skin appeared on her forehead, we didn’t mind it. “Now, that the horn is growing, we are worrying,” he said. Although it is unknown what the growth is, it resembles a cutaneous horn. Photos of the woman with devil horns.

Plants versus Zombies Best Strategy

I happened to play the Plants versus Zombies by Pop Cap and this became one of the ways in relieving stress. Actually I have finished it for the first instance and I have received a gray trophy for that. I even enjoyed to watch the music video of Plants versus zombies at the end of the game.

I am now starting the second level of my Plants vs. zombies quest. For several levels, I came up to the conclusion that this is the best strategy I have done so far.

•  Put the sunflower in the second and fourth column.
• Put the marigold in the third column.
• Put the peashooter or any shooter in the first column.
• Put extra defense in the fifth to seventh row (in my case, I used tall walnuts). 

By using this strategy, you will enjoy harvesting the sun, and the money brought by marigold.
If you think you have too much money, you can remove other sunflowers and replace it with marigolds for more money.

Enjoy playing Plants vs Zombies and don't let them eat your brains.
Hope you like my strategy. The comment box below is open for more strategies and tricks that you know.

Plants vs Zombies Music Video

To give you a brief overview, each zombie in this game has its own special skills, so you’ll need to think fast and plant faster to combat them all. But be careful how you use your limited supply of greens and seeds… as you battle the fun-dead, obstacles like a setting sun, creeping fog and a swimming pool add to the challenge. And with five game modes to dig into, the fun never dies!


I am an avid fan of Plants vs. Zombies, actually I had just finished the flash game last night and was surprised with the music video at the end. Plants vs. zombies is a game made by Popcop and was selling for $19.95. To all fanatics of Plants vs. Zombies, here is the music video that I am talking about:

Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper

This is another invention which proved that man really has a wise instinct.

This glow in the dark toilet paper is very useful during power outages while you’re blasting in the porcelain throne. Let's just hope that this toilet paper is safe to wipe in our butt.

In the united States, each roll of this toilet paper costs $8 dollars, so don't use it in unnecessary wipes.

RELIEVING STRESS

January 25, 2010

I cannot concentrate on doing my exams today, although I really have to do it now. You know why? Because I am busy with my blog. LOL. I think I’m quiet addicted. I even loaded another 50 pesos for my smartbro since the internet connection at school is restricted to social networking, even blogspot which is good naman. Not that I am making lazy about my work, I am just into it. You think of it, It’s like being a shopaholic, when you want the dress, you will really do everything to buy it., regardless of everything. If you want someone, you will really strive for her sweet ‘yes’, regardless of your face. I have lot of things to do, I have to check papers, I have to do exams, I have to cook, I have to iron my clothes for tomorrow, I have to text my parents if they are ok, I have to reunite or I mean, update my best friend about what is happening here. But all days ended, and at the bottomline? I was able to reach out my friends and feel that I still belong to the adolescent range. Maybe one of my motivations is that I am still pleasing my best friend, she’s a girl. She knows all about me, and we have a promise that when we turned into 27 and still single, kaming dalawa ang magpapakasal. Seems strange but I am aging, seven years to go and I will be settled. That’s serious kasi, we both have same destiny I guess, we are both single for a long time. Way back then, we are super close, I mean, I can sleep in their house if I want, I can tell about my desires, even about my previous gf. Yeah! Huuuu! Just give me a time, I will express more and tell you more about these on my future blogs…. To be continued.

Meanwhile, I have a joke today, I got somewhere… little horny but funny…..

breakfast after honeymoon

lola: alam mo hon, kahit 50 years na tayong kasal, nag-iinit pa rin ang dibdib ko sa iyo

lolo: anak ng pating….paanong hindi mag-iinit dibdib mo…eh nakasawsaw yang dede mo sa kape……

Haha…. Will be giving you jokes to relieve your stress.

I was a bit sick today, I already took biogesic, but still coughing and sneezing. The reason why I cannot talk much and everytime I talked, Im having defective speech and my voice was going out unclear, my apology to my students.

To my students who are requesting for the second batch, give me a week. Im still hectic…

Villapando's Night (LOL)

January 23, 2010 (Friday)

Before I start my blog, I just want to thank the people who have read my first 3 blogs, special mention to my best friend….

Maybe you are wondering about the title of my blog. It’s called STAINED LONGGANISA…. Have you read STAINLESS LONGGANISA of Bob Ong???? I followed and quiet imitated the title because he is one of my idols. STAINED LONGGANISA. Wala lang, masarap pang almusal.

Nothing seems extraordinary this day except that we have a TIP seminar about IIP, investors in people with Dr. Javier. My students didn’t came………………….. that’s fine

While I am checking the requirements of my students, i just remembered how happy we are during the CCS nights. I tried to capture all the photos but my camera is limited. Some are blurred but some are somewhat taken by a professional photographer. Your reaction are welcome, and if you know that this should not ok to be posted, it will still be posted. Hahahahaha.

I called it Villapando’s Night cause he really came out of his shell that night. Same as the other contestants. Villapando!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really don’t expect but its unexpected. Whether it’s just fun or trip of the class, I know and I am really sure that it develops your personality.

Feel free to comment on these photos. Martin! Saludo ako sayo! Astig, hehehehe.